If Only It Was That Easy!

Julia: "Mom, when did I get my skin?"

Me: "Before you were born."

Julia: "So, when I was in there(pointing to my stomach)?"

Me: "Yes."

Julia: "Yeah, and then you went to a magic circus tent and the person said, "ABRACADABRA, ALAKAZOO GET THAT BABY OUT OF SHARON'S BELLY." Then I was alive!"