This is so stupid, it's almost laughable.
The obvious parts are funny. Emotional stress, over-eating, smoking and boozing can possibly cause a heart condition? Your kidding me...I never knew that. It's not like millions upon millions of studies have been done supposedly confirming this already. What I'd like to see is a study that confirms this: sometimes, even if you are stress free, smoke free, alcohol free, and over-eating free, you could still have a heart condition.
Even funnier than that though? The things it says not to do/to do while watching the Super Bowl.
-Don't eat fatty meals. Anyone who has ever watched a Super Bowl knows full well that not eating fatty meals during a Super Bowl would be illegal, or sacrilege, or something.
-Get a good night's sleep. A good night's sleep? What the hell is that?
And ladies and gentlemen, my favorite thing not to do while watching the Super Bowl?
-Try not to get angry with the refs (insert, loud, robust laugh). That would be like saying try not to watch the commercials. It isn't gonna happen people. Not now. Not ever. Getting mad at the refs...well now, that's part of the fun, isn't it?