My mother got me this really, fancy shiny, shimmery shirt for Christmas, to wear to an upcoming formal family party. It's sort of a "baby doll" style shirt, which typically doesn't look good on me, and in fact, can actually make me look pregnant when I am not. So, I had this conversation with Ryun:
Me: Do I look pregnant in this shirt?
Ryun: No, but you look like if Barry Manilow were singing, you'd be pulled up on stage.
Me: And that would be a bad thing, why?